Hey. I run this place.
I'm a business bitch.

I go by Chandi (my childhood nickname) HERE
I go by Nicole (my middle name) HERE
I go by Chandra Nicole (my first + middle name) pretty much everywhere else on the internet.
My last name is my ex-husbands, but we dont talk about that — and in my real life, people mostly just call me Chandra.
Basically, I'm everywhere and everyone all at once.
That's what happens when you have a rabbit hole brain like I do.
My biz + money mantra is, "Keep it simple, stupid"... although I mostly fail at that, it does serve as my north star when I inevitably end up lost in the enchanted forest with a fever dream.
I'm
part rebel.
part witch.
part basic bitch.
part creative architect.
part existentialist.
part dirty realist.
I've been an entrepreneur for over two decades, and intend on enterprising until the day life pries my precious business babies from my cold dead hands.
Speaking of babes... I live in the tropics with my grown daughter and ginger kitty. My two soul mates. Together, we are the 'Three She-Migos'.
My favorite emoji is currently the cigarette (paired with the bunny head) - I do not smoke, but my brain does 🚬🐰
Everything you'll find here (and here adjacent) are crafted to help you make FU money, become fully feral + formidable, and stick it to the man.
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